The Cookie Mines

Nice try Arctozolt, but unfortunately for you, you are a write fag, and you are under contractual obligation with /hmofa/ to supply us with greenland shark and band nerd vixen waifurs until you have paid off the damages done to the anon's of this thread after the majority of them acquired mental trauma after you nuked your Greenland shark story. It's either that or you get sent to the "cookie" mines to join wheresmysocks.

The Cookie Mines is a location where canine cookies are mined by indentured Anons for use in the thread, primarily by writefags and drawfags. Confinement is permanent, with the only way to leave being escaping. First mentioned in thread 943, it has since become a well known name, branching out to other types such as the Cola Fields. Wheresmysocks was the first known inhabitant of the Cookie Mines; he has since escaped. However, there are rumors of other dead writefags in the fields as well. It is patrolled by the canine police.

In the Mines, low-quality oatmeal is the primary meal, served twice a day, occasionally alongside an orange or jerky.

Known Crimes

 * Dying.
 * Stealing various anon's hopes and dreams.